Mr. Batra, get a hundred crore loan sanctioned..
..by the bank anyhow for business expansion.
Sir, if we want we can expand by using our business funds.
Chadda, you have remained a fool.
Who wants to expand the business?
- We want to hundred crore in cash. - I understand, sir.
You will mortgage the property and take loan from bank.
And you will show losses in the business and will not return the loan.
The bank will take over the property and you will keep the hundred crore.
No, I will give one crore each to you all.
And your brother Mr. Prem. Even he has written power.
Will he not take objection?
Brother is busy playing chess.
[laughing]
- Till he comes to his senses. - [glass clanking]
He will be check mated.
And your niece Pratibha who owns all this?
She can also be an obstacle.
She will not be an obstacle.
- She is a child. - She was a child, not anymore.
And tomorrow, Pratibha will be all of twenty one.
And all your bad intentions Will go to waste.
What do you mean?
I have come to tell you, according to your brother, Ratan Sahani's will..
..until Pratibha does not become twenty one..
..you will only be the caretaker of his whole property.
And tomorrow Pratibha will become twenty years old.
From tomorrow your orders and signatures will not work.
You will be powerless.
From tomorrow only Pratibha's orders will be taken into account.
[glass breaking]
You have a habit of getting upset over small things.
You call such a big problem a small thing.
If you have the solution to a problem then it seems small.
So what is the solution to this problem?
- I am the solution to your problem, brother-in-law. - [hiccups]
First solve the problem of your hiccups.
Your brother is having hiccups since he was born.
I don't know when they will stop.
Forget the hiccups and listen to me.
If Rajat and Pratibha Get married..
..then everything she owns will be Rajat's.
Indirectly everything will be ours.
- But provided Pratibha agrees to the marriage. - Yes.
You don't worry brother-in-law.
I will go to Ooty and convince Pratibha. Then you see.
Pratibha will come running to you and say..
..uncle get me married to Rajat.
[hiccups]
This is my promise to you.
I am telling you, I will do it. I will do it.
Pratibha will get married to me. I know.
I know she will marry to me.
- Can you see anything, but pawns in chess? - [bangles clanking]
Yes, I can see race horses.
If you keep sitting like this we will have to beg in line to eat.
What is it? Why are you talking like this?
Do you know your niece Pratibha is turning twenty one tomorrow?
Very good. Very good.
Now she will able to vote.
Stop joking and listen to me carefully.
Tomorrow Pratibha will be old enough to look after her own fortune.
And sister-in-law has sent her brother behind her to get her fortune.
He is going to Ooty with Pratibha.
He is planning to get married to her. Understood?
Wife, I am a chess player.
I have my eye on every move the enemy makes.
I have already sent your sister's Son Sujit to Ooty.
This is our pawn going. Going. He has reached.
"Don't touch, don't touch crazy man."
"I am a fragile flower. Don't touch. Don't touch. Crazy man."
"I am a fragile flower. Don't touch. Me."
"My heart is beating."
"I am a handsome young man. My heart is beating."
"Listen to me. My heart is beating."
"We are crazy for you. Don't make us go round."
"My heart is beating."
"It is so much fun."
"But there is no one for company on this young night."
" What should I do about my heart, love."
"The season of love has not arrived."
"What should I do about my heart, lover."
"The season of love has not arrived."
"Don't turn around and look at me like this."
"What is the hurry, wait crazy men."
"Let us all have fun. Don't touch crazy man."
"Don't touch crazy man."
"What fun this is, what is this magic?"
"I have no control on my heart."
"My heart is ablaze. Why is it beating?"
"My beating heart says, my beating heart says."
"Don't come close to me and trouble me."
"I am young, how should I go, tell me."
"My heart is beating."
"I am a fragile flower. Don't touch."
"I am a fragile flower. Don't touch me."
"Crazy."
"Crazy. Don't touch. Don't touch."
"When will my dream woman come?"
- Pratibha is coming. Pratibha. - [mouthing]
- Yes. - Pratibha, has come. Pratibha.
You get married to me.
- Maybe my hiccups will stop. - Move.
- Evil soul. - [panting]
- My name is Sujit. People call me Su. - Su..
You were dancing with me yesterday. So marry me.
Move hiccups.
- She will marry me. She was dancing with me too. - [sighs]
- [mouthing] - Wait a minute.
- Please wait a minute. Let me think. - [hiccups]
You both decide among yourselves.
- Till then I will roam and be back. - Me.
Let's toss, do you have a coin?
- Yes I have. - Take out the coin.
Bye.
Seems she has duped us and gone.
[engine reviving]
[mouthing]
I love you too, baby.
[engine reviving]
[screaming]
[accident]
[screaming]
No!
[screaming]
[accident]
[bell ringing]
O ocean of knowledge and virtues.
O Lord of Monkeys who lights up the three worlds.
God, give me strength.
So that I can obtain all my money from Chobe.
And pay back the loan to my mother.
And bless me.
When I beat Chobe I should not get emotional.
Because you know it all, God.
You know, being emotional has always cost Raja.
That is why no emotions, only justice.
[bell ringing]
Hail Hanuman!
Guru, greetings.
Long live.
What are you thinking so seriously?
What can I say Guru, no emotions, only justice.
I have to take my money back from Chobe.
Bless me so that I am successful.
Son, as you have been successful in your work.
I bless you, you will be successful with Chobe too.
All right. Chobe, I am coming.
I will not leave him. I will beat him.
Raja brother, where are you going?
I will get my money from Chobe back today, Anwar brother.
Then go. If you need any idea from me then say.
There is only one idea. No emotion, only justice.
All right, then even I will make father pray and come.
This is why I have befriended you. Because you care for your father.
- Greetings. - Long life.
- I am coming. - Yes.
- Good luck, brother. - [footfalls]
I will not leave him.
Jachi.
- Brother, greetings. - Yes brother, greetings.
I have to get my money back from Mr. Chobe today.
See what my stars foretell for today.
- Show your teeth. - [mouthing]
Why teeth?
It is very good. You will get your money, brother.
People see the future in the hand. You see it in the teeth.
Nowadays I am seeing teeth, brother.
- Nowadays? - Yes.
You are lying.
- Come here. - Yes Raja brother, say.
- Hold him and make him sit. - Him? Yes.
Hold him and make him sit.
- See that he does not go. - Okay.
- He says he sees teeth and sees the future. - Yes.
- If I don't get my money. - Then we will breath his teeth.
- Very good. - I will come with you.
- Come. - Brother, first shave me.
- I will shave him. Come on. - Do it fast!
- But Raja brother. - Yes?
Return with the money this time.
If I don't get the money his teeth are there.
Yes he is here. We will hold him.
Mukhiya is great.
- Yes great, son. - I am going to get money from Chobe.
- Don't leave him. - I won't leave. I have decided.
From today no emotion, only justice.
[snoring]
Is this a nose or a broken silencer of a truck?
Sister, how did you spend so many years with him?
I was crazy.
[footfalls]
Chobe, I have arrived.
- Chobe! - Oh God, how has Raja become so angry today?
- Brother-in-law! - Yes.
Wake up. Raja has come.
Raja has come. Oh God. Children come here. Start crying.
He is hanging. What are you doing? Keep quiet.
What are you doing brother?
I am committing suicide Raja brother.
So that you don't get blamed for killing me.
So I am committing suicide.
- But I am not wrong, Raja brother. - Why are you doing all this Mr. Chobe?
What should I say Raja brother.
You gave me money. I bought a chicken and sold it in the market.
But that trader took my money and ran away.
- But. - Shut up.
When we say shut up then keep quiet.
So the trader took the money and ran away. Then what happened?
Then I mortgaged my wife's jewellery.
- But sister's jewelry.. - Shut up.
- But. - Shut up.
- Sister-in-law's jewelry was mortgage. - Yes.
Why are you butting in?
Then what happened?
I was coming to you with the money.
- I was robbed by dacoits. - Dacoits!
- But. - Shut up!
- But. - Quiet.
Trader took the money and ran away.
Sister-in-law's jewelry was mortgaged.
Dacoits robbed the money. So much happened and you are talking in between.
- [crying] - Then what happened?
Now I don't even have money to buy poison.
My cattle has died. My father has cancer.
My wife has polio.
- But sister.. - Shut up.
- But sister, when? - Shut up.
And my daughter who was in her husband's house..
..is being troubled my her in-laws.
They are asking for dowry or they will burn and kill her.
Now I can't do anything.
I have to die or I will become a terrorist.
I will kill someone.
No brother, stand straight.
And take keep this five hundred rupees.
- If you have your life you have everything. Otherwise.. - [slapping]
But I didn't say anything.
I knew you would say something so I gave it in advance.
So I am leaving brother. Take care of yourself.
And don't do all this you have young children.
Raja brother, you are great.
[laughing]
Take the money, get chicken and cook it.
- I am feeling like crying. - Keep quiet. Keep quiet. Don't cry.
You will call the whole village by crying.
I will cry, I feel like crying.
- Fine, than cry as much as you want. - [crying]
- Cry as much as you want. - Fine?
Why should I cry? My tears are for free?
They don't come, right? Then why are you shedding them?
I sent you to Chobe to get money, what happened?
I could not see Chobe's plight.
To return our money he was committing suicide.
- So? - So I helped him by giving him five hundred rupees.
Why don't you say he fooled you?
No mother, he did not fool me.
Sister, he hasn't been made a fool.
He has happily become a fool himself and come.
- Yes. - Yes.
Khan uncle, I am not a fool.
All right fine. Tell me, I had told you to get chicken feed.
- What happened about that? - I don't want to go that way.
- Why? - Because Chaya and Maya live there.
So what do those girls do to you?
I am scared they both will do something to me.
Khan uncle, what will happen of this boy?
Put responsibilities on him, get him married fast.
I would do it tomorrow, but if he agrees.
I curse that Chandidas Baba in the mountains.
In his childhood I had sent him to him to learn about religion.
He taught him wrong things. Says he will never get married.
He sees red as soon as we discuss marriage.
Then sister, only God can help.
[engine reviving]
Raja.
I hope I don't meet Chaya or Maya.
He is a good chicken to catch.
I can already see him as a chicken.
[clucking]
Come on Chaya, let's get him now.
- Let's do it.
- [sighs] - Hi Raja.
- Raja. - Yes?
Our car is not working.
It is standing here since long.
- Yes, Raja. - So am I a mechanic that I can get a spoilt car to work.
- Give it a push. Please. - Push?
Why will I not push? I will surely push it.
- Anyone's car gets spoilt in the city.. - [footfalls]
..and Raja brother does not push is. This cannot happen.
Come we will push hard.
- [sobbing] - Go!
What is happening?
- We are pushing. - Raja.
So push the car. Keep some distance with me.
- Okay. - One minute.
- Yes?
There is no one at the steering.
- Then what is the use of pushing. Yes.
- [laughing] - [door clanking]
- Come on with strength. - [sobbing]
What is happening? Push the car.
- [car honking] - Brother.
[engine reviving]
Maya. Brother has come.
- Brother has come. - So what happened?
[sighs]
It is a good deed to push a car.
We will do it some other time.
- Bye Raja. - Bye Raja.
- Greetings. - Bye. Brother.
- Come on. - [door clanking]
Brother has come. Move.
The car started.
[engine reviving]
They drove it and took it.
They made a fool of me to touch me.
They came to touch me.
A young girl is missing from home and you all are not bothered.
Yes, we don't even know if she is alive.
It is good if she is dead.
Yes, it is good if she dies.
We will distribute the property equally between us.
- Yes. - [hiccups]
But is she is alive and she marries someone and comes here.
Then we will become her servants.
- Yes. - I will shoot her husband.
I will make Pratibha a widow.
Very good. Then I will marry her.
Give money I will get a gun.
Shut up monkey.
- You both a fools. - Yes.
If anyone of you had married her.
- Then we would not be in this plight. - Absolutely not.
- Younger brother. - Yes.
It will do no good to keep quiet.
We will have to find out where she is.
Tell me when will I get married?
Brother, you have three marriages in your hand.
Two are done, when will the third one be?
Forget about marriage, say whether I will be successful.
- Congratulations. - You will become a PPO from UPP very soon.
Really, I will become a PPO from UPP very soon?
What is a PPO?
- It is a police officer. - Okay.
[laughing]
- Okay. Fine. - [bullet firing]
[screaming in pain]
- [laughing] - [clapping]
[sobbing]
Catch her.
- [screaming] - Catch her. Don't let him go.
- Sir, where are you going? - Let's go.
Wait, sir!
Don't let her escape. Hey, stop. Catch her.
- Where are you running? Stop. - [laughing]
- Catch her. Come on. - Hey, stop.
Why are you letting her go? Catch her.
Wait! Wait. I say wait.
- Yes. - Did you catch her or not?
Yes I caught her. Now don't be tensed.
- [screaming] - Where are you running away?
- Is anyone saved that she will be saved? - She won't.
[laughing]
Stop! Catch her.
Mr. Chobe, greetings.
- Greetings. - How are you, brother?
- How come you are here? - I was coming to you.
- To me. - Yes.
- But brother-in-law. - Quiet.
- I am saying. - You..
- [slapping] - Quiet! When elders are talking why are you talking in between?
Yes, so why were you coming to me?
- Yes, the chicken and the five hundred rupees you gave. - Yes.
- I have come to return it. - But brother-in-law..
I am saying.
- Why don't you let me say? - Keep quiet!
When elders are talking it is important for you to talk.
So since you were coming to return the money you can give it now here.
I would have given it but someone has robbed my wallet.
- [screaming] - A thief. What is happening in this village?
- [screaming] - Catch her. Come on.
What catch? She is standing right there. Why don't you catch her?
- Raja brother, do you have a handkerchief. - [engine reviving]
Why do you need a handkerchief?
I will sit on the road and beg, if I get some money I will go to my village.
Why will you beg?
- What are you saying brother-in-law? - Keep quiet!
- Why don't you let me talk brother-in-law? - Keep quiet.
What do you want to say?
Here is going about to beg and you want to talk.
[footfalls]
This is very bad. You will not beg till Raja brother is there.
No you have given me enough money. Now I will not take.
No Chobe brother, you keep five hundred rupees.
I need money for sweets for the children too.
- Then take it from this. - Take it from this?
- I don't have any more or I would have given it. - Raja brother.
- Thank you brother. - Go ahead.
[footfalls]
He is in bad shape. - See, he is a liar.
- [slapping] - Keep quiet!
Just because he has to beg you are calling him a liar.
Come on, go.
- Catch her. Caught her. - [screaming]
- Hold this. - Come on check her bag.
Give it here.
Great! See, a mobile.
Where did you get a mobile from?
- It is mine. - It is yours?
Come here.
- She seems like she belongs to the mobile gang. - Me too.
- Who is your boss? - Who is he? Tell us.
Will you give food?
- Food? - Then I will tell you.
- For food she will say who her boss is. - Why not?
We leave murderers for food.
- She will only tell us about her boss. - Yes.
- Say who is your boss? - Say.
He.
- Catch him. - Catch him.
Why is the police coming here?
- Catch him. Catch him. - Don't move.
- Who are you warning? Are you telling me? - Yes.
[laughing]
You are under arrest.
I am telling you I am not the leader of a gang.
All right, then is that girl lying?
I don't even know her.
- You will. You will soon recognize her. - [clapping]
When I'll put you in the jail.
You will recognise her along with her whole family.
Mr. Gang, think your gang is over.
Brother, wait a minute.
- Wait a minute. - What is it?
- Here take, comb. - [sobbing]
Why are you making fun of me?
I have no hair. How can I comb?
- When there is no gang how will you put me inside? - [sobbing]
I am a decent man. I have a chicken farm..
..where I feed my chickens.
Yes, one chicken is sitting in front of us.
- [mouthing] - Sir!
- She ran away. - Ran away.
- Where did she go?
- [footfalls] - [sighs]
- A train. - [screaming]
- [mouthing] - [train engine hooting]
Have you gone mad? Do you want to die?
Mother, she is mad. She is roaming since two days.
Good, if this girl would have died?
What a pain.
Poor thing, Do you want to die? She is mad.
Come. Come on.
I am hungry.
- Will I get food? - Yes, you will get. Come.
Come.
Because of one mistake I had to spend the night in jail.
Don't make poems, come home.
Khan uncle, good you came and saved me at the right time.
Or they were putting me in according to so many sections.
Brother, forget what happened.
- All right, goodbye. - Long life.
Shall I come to leave you?
- No I will go. - All right, bye.
Why are you going back to the police station?
Guru Ramchandra was right.
One will do and the other will pay.
- Crow, where were you all night? - [footfalls]
Mother, all due to a woman.
- What are you saying? - What else.
I was just passing by. A girl pointed at me.
And the police thought I was a goon.
They were going to put me in jail.
Good that Khan uncle came and bailed me out.
But you don't look like a goon.
So If I looked then would I be one?
Mother, you don't know times are very bad now.
If someone wears white clothes and goes out.
If someone throws color on him.
Then a person can change clothes.
If someone throws color on life, then what do you do?
- You will not understand mother, get water for me. - I will get.
What is this with women?
Once I should find the girl who pointed towards me.
A girl's hand, in my house?
- God, what is happening! - [sobbing]
She is the same one.
From where has she come? You go out.
You go out.
She is taking me out of the house, mother. What is this?
- Do you know her? - Know her?
She is the one who pointed towards me.
- She is again doing it. - No. No.
She is mad. She has nowhere to go. So I brought her home.
She was going to put me in jail.
I have come home. Now take her out. Get out.
- What is this? - What happened?
She is wearing my shirt.
I who stays away from women.
- Take out my shirt. - You take yours out.
- She is taking mine out. I can't touch women. - You take out!
- No! All right!- She is taking out my shirt in front of you.
Listen to me.
- I am listening. Tell me. - Then listen.
Till her family is not found she will not go from here.
This is her home. Understood?
- You have decided? - Yes.
What kind of a decision is this? It will kill me.
Are you a mother or what?
You can even kill your son?
You got a stranger into our house and asking me to get out?
I say remove her.
- Move. Move. - Move.
- [sighs] - No, it is fine.
No, it is great. First class.
Yes this happens.
What?
- Company affects, mother. - Shut up.
- Fine I am going. - [footfalls]
But see to one thing.
See who feeds the chicken from today.
And one more thing.
And the butter that is lying in the vessel..
- ..will get spoilt and will start smelling. - No problem.
Listen.
Say.
Drink this and go.
Give me in the hands.
You think I am a fool.
[mouthing]
What is that?
[laughing]
God, what will happen of this house?
God, before girls used to do this to me outside..
..now it is being done at home.
- It's the teacher's grace. - Hello there! Very good!
People can't stand on both their feet and he is trying to do it on one!
- Go on, brother. Keep trying. - [footfalls]
Where are you going?
This path leads inside, doesn't it?
Obviously I'm going inside!
The master can't meet you, he is busy.
Busy!
But I'm in a tizzy! I must meet him. I'm his special disciple.
- I told you, you can't meet him now. - All right.
- Who are all these people? - Where?
- [door clanking] - A guard!
- Such a dud! - [footfalls]
[sobbing]
Fair maiden, your offerings are amazing!
- May I have some more? - No!
Just a little more.
Please. Okay, I'll shut my eyes.
- [kiss] - An expert in yoga and supposed to be celibate!
- Master has started off! - [sobbing]
- Raja! - What's going on here, master?
- Run! - Master!
[sighs]
What was all that? What did I just see?
- Raja, I.. - Betrayal!
Raja, the maiden was hassled.
I was trying to comfort her.
Comforting her or caressing her?
- Comforting. - I looked up to you..
..but you turned out to be a fraud!
Raja, just a moment.
- I'll be back. - Hold it! Sit here.
You don these white clothes and act as a saint.
I'll turn these into your shroud.
One moment, there used to be a pit here somewhere.
Pit! Run!
Master, wait!
- Mr. Hypocrite! - [footfalls]
Wait! One moment!
- The police should know. - Raja, what's all this?
Ask what is not happening?
He made me his disciple showing off his celibacy.
And here he is with women all around him! Hypocrite!
Son, everybody is hypocrite here!
Every person in the world is straight
only till they don't get a chance to do otherwise!
You talk nonsense, chief! This is wrong!
- Absolute nonsense! - What's wrong with what I'm saying?
I'm not a hypocrite. I've a golden chance.
Yes.
But I don't misuse it because I was celibate and will continue to do so.
[vegetable cutting]
[footfalls]
Mother, look who's here!
The fool has returned home! What happened?
You went to your master.
Didn't he let you stay?
He did, but I didn't stay. What would people say?
The mother struggled to bring up her son..
..and the first thing he does on growing up is abandon her.
- Wow! - Why should I abandon you for this mad woman?
There is one condition though that as long as this female is here..
..this celibate man won't enter here!
He will feed the chickens and take his meals outdoors.
I'll celebrate it outside. I'll leave.
- Listen! - Yes.
Oh god, she's teasing me! Now she throws the vegetable at me!
Is he a child who has to be fed?
- Raja brother. - Yes.
Mother has sent food for you.
I know my mother has cooked food. Sit. Sit.
See I am upset, so she has sent food through you.
Whatever you say Anwar. A mother is a mother.
When did I say a mother is a father?
Still, you don't say anything. You sit and make ideas.
First tell me who is this crazy girl in the house?
That is what I am saying.
Think up ideas how to get this crazy girl out of the house.
[chicken clucking]
Here, you have got food for me.
She is now after our house.
Stop!
- Raja brother, listen. - All our chickens will disappear.
- See what she is doing? - Raja brother, you don't take tension.
I will take care of the chickens.
They are my chickens, why will you take care of them.
You take care of her. Put her in the cage.
- I will get the chickens. - Raja, brother.
Don't go anywhere.
- Brother.. - Hey! Hey!
What are you doing? This is the main road, you'll cause an accident.
[clucking]
Hey! Hey!
Now why are you in someone else's courtyard?
Why are you flying?
No.
I won't enter here. This is a danger zone!
It's a big house, I won't enter. Anyway, let me try.
What are you doing? You're on the bed now!
- [clucking] - This is a good chance. I'll get her.
- Raja! - In our house!
The rooster has walked in himself!
Come, let's catch him.
And roast him in the oven!
- Attack! - Oh yes!
[laughing]
Hi!
- [sobbing] - [laughing]
Who is it? Save me. Save me. Come on.
Get him!
Raja! Oh Raja!
Oh Raja! Come on, Raja!
Catch him.
Come, Raja!
[clucking]
What happened?
Run!
- Raja! - Yes.
- What were you doing inside? - My chickens had run into your house.
I followed them.
Let me tell you one thing. Please tell your sisters. They tease me a lot.
Raja, why don't you marry one of them?
- Yes? - Yes.
- Sir! - Yes.
- Read my face. - [sighs]
Do I look like a fool?
Am I crazy that I'll marry? I'm a bachelor. I'm content.
Oh damn you!
Seven, eight. Come.
Raja brother, come.
- Ahmad brother has got married to a girl from Delhi? - Yes.
- So this is given by them. Like dowry. - What are you saying brother?
We don't give dowry. We give invitations.
Father has gone in to give the reception card.
So are you just sitting or do you know how to ride it?
What are you saying Raja brother, I have taught many.
- I can even teach you. - Show me brother.
Kick the stick here. It will start. Then learn ABC.
Teach me ABC brother.
A for accelerator, B for brake and C for clutch.
Press the clutch and press this stick.
Then leave it. It will fly In the air.
Do you know what U stands for? `Utho' (Get up).
- Come there is a lot of work to be done. - I am giving you an idea.
Brother, I request you.
Don't give me ideas without me asking for them. Come.
- Will you come roaming on the bike? - Do you know how to ride a bike?
Will you come for a spin on the bike?
Do you know how to ride a bike?
He said, do this, do that.
Then it will fly in the air.
- Come. Come. Come on, let's go. - [footfalls]
Come. Sit. Sit.
Sit. Sit.
- [engine reviving] - [mouthing]
Now, see this..
See, all are running away.
- Sir! Sir! - Yes.
Sir, see she is coming.
- Yes. - Oh, God.
Catch her. Don't let her go awasy.
- Catch her. Catch her. - [engine reviving]
- This mad girl will kill someone. - Yes.
Move.
[screaming]
See, here we come.
Ride!
Move.
- Yeah! - [engine reviving]
See.
We are coming.
See, here we come.
[pot breaking]
- [slapping] - Mad girl.
When you don't know how to ride a bike then why were you riding?
If any child had died?
You are a fool.
[crying]
- Beat him! He'll flee! Beat him!
Beat him!
- What is it, is it a snake? - It's a scorpion.
- Scorpion! Why are you killing it? - It will sting.
No, it won't. No animal except a human being bites without reason.
It will enter our house!
No it won't. I'll pick it up and throw it.
- Why are you hitting me? - Quick please.
Cool it! Hold on! Where is it?
- Careful, dear Raja. - Yes.
Yes, I have it.
Here it is! Go away!
[footfalls]
- [sighs] - I threw the scarf away too!
[crying]
- Thank you, dear Raja. - It's okay, no problem.
Where is this sound coming from?
- Oh no, I'm dead! - What happened?
- It's perfect! - Yes.
Yes.
- Take it out. - Okay, one minute why are you so excited?
Right there!
- I got it. - Yes.
- Got it! - Yes.
[sighs]
[sobbing]
- Thank you, Raja! - No need. This is a fake one!
- I know. - If you knew, why were you screaming?
To come close to you.
And to click a picture in this pose!
Both of you won't get place even in hell!
You'll probably get a hovel without a roof.
Why did you take a picture? Return it to me! Come on!
No way. This will stick as a poster on all the streets tomorrow.
- I beg of you, don't do anything like that. - No need to beg.
If you want the photograph come to the house at 7:00 p.m.
Are you crazy?
You'll have to come to get the photos!
- 7 in the evening, got it Raja? - Got it.
- What did you get? - The fact that tonight I'll be ruined.
"My heart cries out."
"Take me in your arms dearest."
"My heart cries out."
"Take me in your arms dearest."
"What is this you've done to me?"
"It is the affliction called love. What have you done?"
"Don't touch me."
"Don't incite my passion."
"Don't touch me. Don't incite my passion."
"Since childhood I've been celibate. Try your tricks elsewhere, woman!"
"Tell me what to do, o heartless lover? Give me a remedy."
"I'll send for the doctor."
"Tell me what to do, o heartless lover? Give me a remedy."
"I'll send for the doctor."
"I'll get whatever medicine he recommends."
"How uninitiated is my lover."
"It is the affliction called love. What have you done?"
"Your father's wealth is inside. Don't try to tempt me, beautiful!"
"My affliction is different. Only you have its remedy."
"Listen to me young lady. Try your tricks elsewhere, woman!"
"Try your tricks elsewhere, woman!"
"My heart cries out."
"Take me in your arms dearest."
"What is this you've done to me?"
"It is the affliction called love. What have you done?"
"Since childhood I've been celibate. Try your tricks elsewhere, woman!"
"It is the affliction called love. What have you done?"
"Try your tricks elsewhere, woman!"
[door clanking]
Today I'll teach you how to light many sparklers from just one.
Just like one lamp lights up many lamps. Right?
This is how we light one sparkler.
Now we'll light five sparklers with it.
Will these explode like firecrackers?
No, it's a sparkler. It won't explode.
Firecrackers will sound like firecrackers.
As you can hear behind me now.
- [firecracker blasting] - Shameless!
- I'll never teach how to light fireworks. - [laughing]
I'll light a firecracker too!
Mr. Fireworks seller, where are you?
I'll open a new shop of fireworks.
You! God, save me!
- Greetings! - Greetings brother!
What happened, brother?
- That mad girl was celebrating the festival last night. - I know.
She did this to me.
- Brother. - Yes.
- Priest, tell me. -Yes?
[footfalls]
How many days will it take to get normal?
No, I won't tell you. You'll beat me.
I'll not hit. Tell me quick! It's very..
- It's very.. - Sure?
- Yes. - Look here.
It will take two days.
- Sure? Then.. - Sure.
If I don't get better in two days, I won't spare you!
Come on.
I'll have to suffer for 2 days more.
I celebrated the festival.
I've to suffer.
"I couldn't save myself, try as I did."
- Raja! - "I've seen so many.."
Raja, a letter from your uncle.
- And he has called you. - [sighs]
- How did you know? - I've sent it.
- What? - No. I mean don't I have a brain?
I know if he has sent a letter, he has sent for you.
- It must be serious. - I can't go.
- You can't go? - No.
You won't go for your brother?
- What are you doing? - Sorry.
You won't go for your brother? How can I forget?
This is the same brother you played with in childhood.
The very same brother..
..on whose wrist you tied the holy thread and prayed for his long life.
He is the same brother who came running if you called him just once.
Today you are not ready to go when he is calling you?
This is very bad. Sibling love is finished.
Yes, what I'll do is..
..I'll take that mad girl with me. Okay?
Where will you take her? Leave her here. I'll take care of her.
- You'll take care of her? - I mean she will stay inside..
..and I'll stay away from her, outside.
So that we both maintain distance and decorum.
Well done, son.
- Okay. - Now I can go without a care.
All right mother, go soon. Go soon.
Go soon. If possible, try and come late.
Mother. Mother.
- Mother. - "Who is it that calls in Brindaban?"
"Who cries out on the banks of Yamuna?" Radha.
[sobbing]
- Radha. - [laughing]
Who are you looking for?
Where is mother?
- Mother has gone to her brother. - Brother?
Where is her brother?
- Brother is wrestling with the ace wrestler. - Wrestling?
Even I want to see wrestling.
- You want to see? - Show me wrestling.
- Show me? - Show me?
So come along.
- Show me. - Then come behind.
- I don't want to show you anything. - Come, I'll show you.
- Saw. Great! - I'll sit in the train.
- What will you eat? - I..
I'll eat popsicles!
- I'll eat popsicles! - The come and sit here, quickly. Come on.
Come quickly and sit beside the door. Come on.
- Popsicles! - This is the same girl.
- Yes. - Which one?
The one in the gang who shot at me.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Even the boy is the same. - What is he doing here?
[sobbing]
Here I am!
- [laughing] - I'll get the popsicle.
He has come to leave proof.
- Come on. - Come on.
Sit here. Don't move.
- Okay. - Two popsicles.
- Two? Two? - Two. Okay.
- Two popsicles. - Arrested!
[sobbing]
What are you doing here?
Really? We should be asking you this.
I'm the public. I come to the station at tomes.
Sometimes I roam in the gardens.
We're the police. We roam at the stations and the gardens as well.
- So you are doing your duty? - Yes.
No, We never do our duty!
Pulling my leg, the big cheat!
- He ran! Catch him! - Don't catch him.
- Why? - Don't you remember what he did to us in the police station?
- Yes. - Yes.
Take hold of the evidence.
Raja will get the popsicle and come.
We need some proof before we catch the girl.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Let's come back with a warrant. Come. - Yes.
Sir, what are you doing?
If the train leaves, so will the girl.
If the train moves, we'll tell her to jump.
- Yes. - If the train moves, you jump.
You jump, all right?
Yes, I'll jump.
Raja, I've given you such good ideas that not just her..
..but even her angels won't be able to come back.
Anwar brother, you are great.
Even greatness is not so great.
According to your idea, I made her sit in the train.
- The train left in front of me. - Great!
- I'll never forget this favour, brother Anwar. - Raja.
What's wrong with your voice?
- What's wrong with the voice? Let me thank you. - Raja.
Where are you going?
- Who is it? - Raja!
[sobbing]
Anwar.
Come here for a minute. Come. Come.
- Tell me something. - Yes.
- You went to the station with me? - Yes.
- You got on the train? - Yes.
- The train left? - Yes.
Then how did you come out?
I jumped.
- I'm doomed. - [laughing]
Anwar!
- O mendicant! O mendicant! - Yes child, tell me.
Wait a minute. Pray for me.
All the ideas that I gave Raja, have flopped.
This time, I've given him an idea to go to the jungle.
Hope it doesn't flop or I'll have to go to the jungle.
What a green jungle and stones!
Sit here. Sit.
Please, sit.
- Sit. - [footfalls]
- You sit too. - No. Close your eyes.
We will play hide and seek.
Close your eyes. I'll hide.
Then you call me. I'll come.
All right? Come on.
- Shall I open my eyes? - Not now.
- Shall I open? - Not now.
Shall I open?
Not now.
Shall I open?
Never. Brother!
- Raja. - Yes?
- Let's look around if she' here. - What are you looking for? I told you.
Brother Raja, I've given such great ideas that she can never come back.
Brother Anwar, I say you're great.
You are just too good!
The way I've left her in the middle of the jungle..
- ..she can never.. - [screaming]
- [sobbing] - [laughing]
Anwar.
- Anwar. - Raja.
- Anwar. Anwar. - Raja. Raja.
- Anwar. where are you hiding? - Stop! Raja! Raja!
- Anwar! - Raja!
Anwar.
What is this?
I'm going.
- I'm dead! - You ran away.
I'll never give any idea from now on.
Come here for a moment.
Come here. Come.
Tell me one thing. I left you in the jungle?
Yes.
You didn't have an elephant or a horse.
Yes.
Then who got you here?
- That dog, Hari Prasad. - Ram Lal's dog?
Yes. I followed him.
Oh god. Forget people, even the animals of this village are out to get me!
I'll have to think of something.
- Raja. - Yes.
Why have we come here?
Since the jungle idea was a flop, we will try something in a bus.
- You want to meet mother? - Yes.
This bus will take you to mother. All right.
Here's the bus.
[engine reviving]
- You want to go to mother? - Yes.
- Mother is in Patna. - What is Patna?
Patna improves people like you. This bus will take you there.
- Go to mother. - Sure?
- Go! Go! - [sighs]
- I'll go to mother. - Here brother.
If the bus stops on the way, feed her peanuts. Go fast.
- Bye. - Bye.
Bye.
Finally I'm free.
Hail Patna!
- Raja! - See!
You got rid of the mad girl!
Never mind, we're here for you.
I'll look for a bus for the two of you very soon.
- [laughing] - He ran away.
- [door clanking] - "Today, I'm free."
"I've turned into a garden."
"I'll never see the crazy girl again."
"O parrot, I've left her in that lane and come."
Mother! Mother! Mother!
- [sobbing] - Mother!
Mother, when did you come?
And how is uncle and where is he?
Your uncle is as healthy as a horse.
[laughing]
Uncle, you are actually looking like a horse.
Left the stables?
I mean, when did you come from the village?
Do you know how upset mom was?
She had become weak hearing about your health.
Do you know? She was upset after reading your letter.
That is why I've come here forever.
So that we don't have to worry about each other.
Very good uncle. Very good!
[sobbing]
- Where is Radha? - Who is Radha?
She'a a big problem.
I'm looking for her since morning. I don't know where she is.
Really? Is that why you were singing happily?
Who was singing happily? I was mourning in sadness.
- Heard that, brother? - Yes.
My loving son was mourning.
Now what will we make him do?
- He will have to the happy dance. - What?
But why?
- You lied to me. You fooled your mother! - One minute.
- It is hurting. - It is hurting.
- Beat him more. - But why?
- Why are you beating? - Tell me.
- Listen. That mad girl. - Where is that girl?
This insane girl..
- How did this mad girl come back? - Really?
We returned in the same bus that you left her in.
Really?
Go away!
I'm a man and you are a woman.
I'll make you get out of here.
I'll beat you!
- [laughing] - [clapping]
Everyone will go mad.
O mendicant! O mendicant!
- O mendicant! - Be happy son.
- Pray for me. - Yes.
- My idea for Raja must work. - Yes.
He should be able to get rid of that mad girl. Please pray. Here.
- You'll get what you want. - The mendicant blessed me.
Now brother Raja will be able to get rid of her forever.
Priest, if I don't listen to you, then you'll go to hell.
Son, if you don't listen to me, then why will I go to hell?
Because it is your duty to get us on the right track. Isn't it?
- Yes. - Then explain to my mother..
..that it is a very big sin to keep..
..a young man and woman, who are not related, in the same house. Right?
- No. - What?
It is a grave sin.
Miss Chhaya and Maya. I hope you'll help me in this.
We're listening, Raja.
'Chicken.'
[clucking]
- Sure. - Sure.
- Why not? - Why not?
Thank you. Leave quickly or they will catch me.
Raja, we all are with you.
Yes, we are with you.
Saying this won't help.
- You all have to come home with me. - Yes, come on.
- Then come. - Come on.
What's wrong? Why are you barging in?
Where is democracy?
- Bring her out. - What is this? What's happening?
Wait for a minute.
- Ask her to come out. - Wait.
- Nobody will misbehave. Wait a minute. - Throw her out.
Nobody will put the house on fire. Wait a minute. Stop.
Take turns to state the problem. Tell me, what is it?
This girl cannot stay in this village.
Why can't she stay?
What's the harm if she stays here?
Will you all go to hell?
What will happen if she stays?
It is against the rules of society.
- It goes against religion. - Yes.
If she stays in this house..
..young girls will come to every house in the village.
This is a very big point. I didn't think about it.
What are they saying?
- My sister has given refuge to a homeless. - Yes.
Then all the men will do the same..
..under the pretext of refuge.
No I'm not saying this. They are saying this.
- Speak up, brothers. - Chuck her out.
- Oh, God! - Chuck her out!
- What are you saying? This is what they are saying? - Yes.
- This is a big point. - Yes.
What point are you talking about?
Sister Dulari, I suggest that throw her out of the village.
Listen.
- I'll tell you. - One minute. One minute.
Once they are against it, they won't budge.
Throw her out.
Look here, son. One mustn't baulk under pressure.
Listen! As long as I'm alive, she will stay in this house. Understood?
Sister Dulari, you should not keep a girl who is not related to you.
- Yes, my sister. - Keep quiet.
- I'm your mother. - [beating]
Yes, so you want to know what relation I've with her.
We are very closely related.
Be scared of god, mom. Don't lie.
- But.. - Everyone knows you picked her up from the streets.
May we know the relationship?
Yes go on. We must know about the relation.
Raja has no relations with us though he's from the village.
- How can he be related to this mad girl? Tell us! - Yes.
She is my future daughter-in-law. Understood?
- Oh, God! - Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Keep mouth there. What are you saying?
Blessings.
Why are you blessing me?
- [laughing] - Great!
Raja. You'll get married to this girl amidst great fanfare.
- Congratulations. - Shut up!
Anwar! Anwar. He ran away?
Yes.
- He fled? - Yes.
- [sighs] - She is back.
Raja!
This mad girl.
[laughing]
Anwar!
[crying]
Look at what I got for you.
Sweets. You like them, right?
I used to like them as a child.
- Really? - Now if I eat this, I'll lose my teeth.
I'll break it into pieces.
Mother! My loving, nice mother.
- Let's take you to for a pilgrimage. - Really?
We will go to Kashi and then Mathura.
Next will be Thirupathi.
And then Kanyakumari before we return. I'll take you all over India.
- Come on. - Really?
Did you hear that? My son has become mature.
Great!
- He is laughing. - Tell me son.
Why are you thinking of mother's nirvana?
What are you saying? Why are you being sarcastic?
Don't I care for you?
If a son does not take care for his mother, who will?
[sobbing]
Come on mother, we will go.
Let's go. Come on.
We'll go. We will go son.
Once you get married, we'll go with our daughter-in-law.
Are you a step mother?
Why do you want me to marry that mad girl?
Look son..
..even your dad was called mad by everyone.
- Father? - But he wasn't mad.
- Really? - He was made mad.
I got married to him.
He kept me happy all his life.
The astrologer who predicted his life correctly..
..told me that a mad girl..
- ..will come in my son's life. - Really!
Later she will be cured.
But after getting married to her, you will reign.
The world will respect you, son.
Who is this astrologer 2who ruined my life years back?
He had come before you were born.
- Lord! - I see.
One came before I was born and now..
- ..another's here. - Quiet.
- Come priest, sit on my head. - [laughing]
- I'll fall. - But try it.
I'm fine.
- Go ahead. - I saw Raja's birth chart.
- Why? - Really?
- I looked for a marriage date. - Why did you not go blind?
- Keep quiet. - Priest, when is it?
- Tomorrow. - Why tomorrow?
Because you have to get married tomorrow.
- Or you'll not get married all your life. - What?
This is very good.
Because forget marriage, one can't even get divorced in a day.
It can be done. A wedding can take place in a day.
I'll get all the villagers.
- [laughing] - Oh God!
Both the villain and the vamp reside here.
- What will happen to this house? - Quiet!
[anklets clinking]
- Raja, it is my marriage. - Oh God!
Easy. Mother!
What are you doing daughter? Sit here.
Sit here. She is a kid!
[sobbing]
[laughing]
- Priest, hurry up. - Raja!
Wait brother! Easy! What are you doing?
You only get married once.
- My schedule is very tight. - Then loosen it.
I'll not get married again.
- Do it properly. - Place your hand in hers.
Yes, you hold her hand.
- She's on me. - Give him your hand.
[laughing]
Pray. Pray slowly.
- Raja! - Look at my destiny.
- Chhaya. - Tell me, Maya.
Can you see the same thing?
Yes Maya, I do.
[clucking]
- Raja. - Anwar.
- Come here, brother.
I'm coming.
Don't waste time. Quick.
- Yes, brother. - When will the dacoits come?
Aren't they punctual?
If they don't come, I'll kill everyone and become a dacoit.
Why are you insulting me?
- I'll see. - What will you see? Call them, brother.
- I'll see that. - Quick.
[bullet firing]
They have come. Dacoits have come.
- Don't scream. - Quiet.
They have come. Wait. Wait.
If anyone tries to move or if anyone comes in our way, this wedding..
..will turn into a mourning ceremony. We have come here to kidnap the bride.
Not the bride but the groom.
The groom. Come on.
You'll kidnap me?
- Fine. I'm ready. Come on. - Let's go.
- I'll come too. - Come on, let's go.
- I will also come. - Mother, they are taking me.
- I'm going. - I'll come too.
You'll have to kill me before you take him.
Shoot him.
- No. Take him. - No, don't do this.
One minute. All right, I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
Raja!
- Take me also. - I'm running away from you. Am I mad?
- Come on hurry. - We are doomed.
- Don't wait here. - Don't beat them.
- Let's go. Hurry up. - Come on. Take care of him.
Come on, I'm sitting.
Raja.
- Raja. - Raja.
[clucking]
[sighs]
Come on, brother. I'll be at peace.
Who will give me money?
They have taken him. They have taken him.
It was great. Brother.
You have done me a big favour by picking me up from my marriage ceremony.
- I pray that just like the police of this area.. - [footfalls]
..the state's police should be after you too.
Rather the national police should be after you!
Or the military should be after your life.
- Since five.. - You!
- What happened? - Are you wishing us good or bad luck?
I was wishing you good. If you want, I'll change my style!
No kid, because you are the first person..
..who is happy to be kidnapped. Why?
- There are two reasons for that. - I see.
You've solved two of my problems.
First that I could remain celibate.
And secondly, my innocent mother..
..thought I'll be very successful..
- ..if I get married to a mad girl. - Mad girl?
Yes, Radha.
Understood? Radha was your sister who went mad.
You declined marriage with my mad sister, Radha?
- Yes but there is no connection. - You said no for marriage with Radha?
This is not your sister.
I've become a dacoit because of my sister.
My future brother-in-law ran away from the marriage ceremony.
Now that mad girl will be married to you.
How is that Radha related to this one?
Every mad girl in the world is my sister.
Every Radha is my sister. You'll get married to Radha.
- What are you saying? - You'll marry her.
No!
Raja.
My Raja has come back.
- Priest. - [sighs]
[Sanskrit chants]
What is this?
- What is this? - Brother-in-law.
- Who are you calling, brother? - My brother-in-law.
- Yes. - Get up and get married. Get up.
- See mother. - I've to get up.
I've got your son back safely. There is not even a scratch on his body.
Come on, priest. Start chanting.
- Brother-in-law.. - Break my head.
You've to participate in the rituals. Get up.
- Come on, start! - Yes. I am getting up.
- Get up! - Get up, sister.
- Get up! Easy, child. - Get up.
Oh God.
Priest, quick! Hurry with the rituals.
What a bad day?
What is happening?
- Brother-in-law.. - Yes.
Remember, she is dacoit Madhav Singh's sister.
If you trouble her, I'll be ready with this bullet to shoot you.
Keep it with you. Got it?
You take care. I'll remember. Threatening me!
- Ignorant brother-in-law! I'm trying to teach you.. - Keep quiet!
I'm getting ruined and he's talking. Go!
Sister.
He will come in.
And shut the door.
Then I'll open the door.
- [laughing] - No baby, no!
You're not to open the door.
- He will come in, switch off the light and love you a lot. - How?
- Maya! - No Chhaya!
Raja will not act the way you think he will.
- Oh, no! - Mother has forced him to marry.
He has to experience the first wedding night.
He'll go and sleep in the corner.
Oh my god! That will be a problem!
- That means she will have to do everything. - Really?
Maya, we'll train her, okay?
- Explain it to her. - Okay!
Raja!
It's my wedding night. Why are you so excited?
What's the hurry? Where have you brought me?
My room! Chhaya and Maya are here already!
Will be a mess now! Why were they here?
Maya, watch the fun now.
After our training, she is sure to convert him from celibate to experienced!
- Right? - Yes Chhaya.
Radha, what's this?
A garment or a woman? A woman or a garment?
- Or is it a woman in a garment or a garment with a woman? - Raja!
What's this?
On the wedding night, the groom removes the bride's veil!
And you've removed it already? How did this happen?
- I did it. - You? How did you do it?
- Raja! - Yes?
- She taught me everything. - Who? Who was here?
Who? What did she tell you?
Chhaya and Maya.
Chhaya and Maya?
- Yes. - Taught you.
- Yes. - Taught you everything?
- Everything. - Yes.
Oh God!
- If they are teachers, I can guess about the student. - [groans]
Look here, I'm celibate.
- I plead with you! I've saved myself with great difficulty. - Raja!
Oh no, sin! What are you doing?
- Look, don't chase me! - Raja!
- It's taken years of penance, you see! - Raja!
It should not be spoiled!
What are you doing?
My celibacy is cracking up!
This is not right!
- What do you mean? - What do you think?
Just because Pratibha has disappeared, you are owners of her fortune?
Absolutely not.
If Pratibha is not found, the government will seize the entire property.
- What? - Yes.
- Not just that. The police can set up an inquiry against you too. - Why?
The police will think that you could be responsible for her disappearance.
- What are you saying - I'm right.
So try to understand my point and find Pratibha soon. That's it.
- I told you at the very beginning. - I said it before you.
Stop blaming each other and try to find Pratibha.
I've an idea. Let's get a helicopter to find her.
- [hiccups] - Give me some money.
Just like he's asking for money..
..all of you will have to stand outside temples begging..
..in case Pratibha is not found.
- What are you saying Anwar? - The truth.
The haystack is on fire and there is no sign of mother.
What are you saying?
I don't know.
Mother!
Look at that!
Look at this fire!
Go brother.
- Mother! - Bring the water. Put water.
- Go on! Put water! - Mother!
- Put water! Come on. - Mother!
- Raja, dear! - Mother!
Mother is fine. It's a miracle, son.
The mad girl whom your mother once saved..
..has saved your mother's life today. Look. Over there.
Mother.
- Mother. - Raja.
Mother! Are you fine, mother?
- [crying] - I got saved, you fool.
- Why are you crying? - Why are you crying?
- No! No! - Why are you hitting me?
Listen. Listen to me!
Brother.
[house fire]
You saved her. Come.
[laughing]
"Stay with me forever. Let's build a relation like that."
"I'll become a heart full of love."
"You be the heart beats."
"Stay with me forever. Let's build a relation like that."
"I'll become a heart full of love."
"You be the heart beats."
"Whenever I see, I should see you. Stay in my eyes."
"Stay in my eyes."
"Whenever I see, I should see you. Stay in my eyes."
"I'll become your face."
"I'll become your face. You become my mirror."
"You become my mirror."
"Stay with me forever. Let's build a relation like that."
"Let's build a relation like that."
"Let us unite in such a way today.."
"Let us unite in such a way today that I become the breath in your heart."
"I become the breath in your heart."
"You become my life."
"Stay with me forever. Let's build a relation like that."
"I'll become a heart full of love."
"You be the heart beats."
[sobbing]
I'm fed up of all this.
- Where are my lovely sisters going? - [sighs]
What lovely sisters? You couldn't do a simple thing for us.
What?
Raja got married to that mad woman right in front of our eyes.
And you didn't do a thing?
And we had to weep at the wedding!
And when you are here, brother!
We're going.
We'll look out for ourselves.
You can sit here and carry on with your alcohol!
- Let's go Maya! - Yes, Chhaya!
- Come on! - [footfalls]
- [sighs] - Such a lovely place!
[cloud bursting]
[footfalls]
[clapping]
[engine reviving]
Raja! It's so beautiful!
- Raja, come on! - [clapping]
It's so beautiful. Look at that!
Take a look! Raja!
It's so nice, isn't it?
[cloud bursting]
Look Raja, how the lightning strikes!
- [sobbing] - Quiet!
[door clanking]
- [footfalls] - Who are you?
- I want to go to Raja! - Come on!
- Let me go. - [screaming]
No. I want to go to Raja!
- Am I less than, Raja! - No!
- No! Let me go. Let me go. - You will show me..
No! Raja!
Raja, save me.
Let me go.
No! No!
No, Raja!
[screaming]
No! No! No!
No!
- No! No! - [footfalls]
- Raja!, no! - Come here!
Raja!
- [crying] - Raja!
Raja!
He troubled me a lot. Don't let him get away, Raja.
What a strange world!
Who is the mad one, her or you?
Mr. Narendra, being a forest officer, have you become an animal yourself?
[beating]
Beat him more, Raja!
[pot clanking]
Take this.
Beat the creep! Beat him!
[beating]
Try to save yourself now.
[panting]
Come!
[fast breathing]
[sobbing]
Brother Anwar, don't ask me anything about Raja today!
He has become responsible. And has gone for a big job.
Brother Raja? Responsible?
Big job?
Where has he gone?
[door clanking]
Oh, God!
[sobbing]
[slapping]
Sit.
- Sit. - Yes.
- See brother Chaube. - Yes.
- I'm married now. - Yes.
- And now I'm not as emotional as I was earlier. - Yes.
- But brother Raja, your love.. - All the love has flown away like a bird.
Return my money, brother.
Or there will be a problem.
- But my wife.. - She is looking good.
Yes. Maybe she looks good at times.
Yes, maybe. Very good.
But she has 25 saris to wear.
While my wife has only two.
- And you have this T. V for your children to see. - [footfalls]
- In my house, we don't have even a transistor. - Yes.
I'm taking this.
The children in my area will watch it until you return my money. Okay?
But..
- Oh, God! - Quiet!
Oh, God!
You all don't understand.
Look for her. Find her fast.
We have checked all the police stations, hospitals and morgues.
- There is no sign of Pratibha. - [glass clanking]
- There is only one way. - [footfalls]
Brother, publish an advertisement in the papers.
And give the news on television.
And announce an award of 100,000 rupees for the informer.
- 1,00,000? - [hiccups]
It's not ours anyway.
But where will that girl be?
Have you seen her?
'Her name is Pratibha Sahani.'
- Great! - [laughing]
'She has wore blue pant and shirt.'
See, all the children in the village are watching our T.V.
- Sister, even our children are watching. - [slapping]
Yes.
- Don't see what the children are watching. - Then?
See what is being shown on T.V.
- Yes. - 'Look carefully.'
- 'She's Pratibha Sahani.' - This is Radha!
'Anyone who informs about her will get 100,000.'
'The number is 26206909.'
[phone dialer]
- [phone ringtone] - footfalls]
- Hello. - Hello.
- Who? - I'm..
..Chaube speaking from Sarangpur.
- Wrong number. - Not wrong.
Everything will be right if you listen to me.
Your niece whom you are looking for, is in our village.
- What? - Yes. Prize?
- You'll get it. - So when are you coming?
- Tomorrow. - Tomorrow?
- Why not today? - I said tomorrow.
All right. Come tomorrow.
[engine reviving]
Brother Raja!
- Brother Raja! - [footfalls]
Brother Raja!
- Rashmi, have you seen brother Raja? - Brother Raja?
- Yes. - I've not seen him since morning today.
Move.
[panting]
- Brother Raja. - What happened?
I've been looking for you.
- Some people took Radha with them. - Who?
They said that they are her relatives.
So now we know that she has relatives.
- But where did they take her? - To Mumbai.
But Mumbai is so huge. Where will I look for her?
[train engine reviving]
Brother Raja, I'll come with you.
- I'll come with you. - We all will come with you.
What are you saying? I'm going to find my wife.
I can't take care of all of you!
- Come on. - Take this.
- Son, I've put your luggage inside. - Thank you!
Brother Raja, here is an idea before you go.
Keep your idea to yourself.
- We are giving you our blessings. - I have taken them. Greetings.
- Don't go Raja. - Yes Raja!
- We are here, you know. - Why are you leaving us and going there?
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- I'm greeting the land of our village. - I see.
Ok mom, I'm leaving.
Raja, they have taken the goddess of our house.
Surely get her back, son.
Don't worry, mother.
- I'll surely get her back. - Yes.
- Mr. Chaube. - Yes.
- Come here. - Yes.
See, if the need of money arises..
- ..then.. - I'll take it from mother.
- Uncle! - Yes.
If you see a snake or this man, beat him first. Got it?
- Okay, move. Move brother. - [clucking]
- Greetings, uncle. Okay, mother. - Take care.
- Okay, brother. I will. - Yes.
[train honking]
[footfalls]
- Get a cup of coffee. - Yes.
[phone dialer]
- [phone ringtone] - [footfalls]
- Hello. - Hello!
Yes, I'm Chaube speaking from Sarangpur.
Brother Raja has taken the train for Mumbai.
- All right, let him come. - And my prize?
It will reach you.
[sobbing]
So he gives all the news in the city.
Who was it?
Chaube.
- Raja is coming to the city to look for his wife. - Now?
[laughing]
First let him find our house.
Now let's see. How should I find the house?
- Brother, look and walk. - So many pushes!
Another one!
- When a man's wife gets lost - [footfalls]
..then this is what happens.
Come on. Let's get out.
That wasn't so bad after all. Now where do I find her?
- Are you massaging or polishing a shoe? - Let's ask him.
- Hurry up! - May I come in?
You are already in. You'll enter the house now?
No brother. I wanted to ask for an address.
I wanted to know that..
Does this look like an inquiry counter?
Do I look like a postman?
Why are you getting angry? It's just an address.
Why are you getting so worked up?
You don't know about my troubles.
- Wait. - [chair scraping]
- I've two wives and eight brothers-in-law. - Only?
Four fathers-in-law, three mothers-in-law and sixteen children.
- Out of that, twelve are mine. - This is too much..
..and four have been dumped by neighbours.
- That's bad! - They say that they look exactly like me.
The first wife doesn't speak at all.
The second one doesn't keep quiet.
- Half the children want to become goons. - Oh, God!
And the other half want to get into the police.
Yesterday, I took the dog for a walk.
[sobbing]
- Where have I come? - He bit the neighbour..
- ..and the neighbour bit me. - Press it.
I feel my name should me Troubled Guy.
Stop, brother.
See, I feel bad for you.
- You are the king of troubles. - Yes.
But if you listen to my troubles, you'll forget your woes.
And my problem is that I'm searching for my problem.
I don't know where she has disappeared. I'll tell you one thing.
You should be thankful that you have troubles.
Because the trouble of not having troubles is much greater.
Greetings, I'm going.
- Brother? - Yes.
Show me the address. I'll tell you.
The one who is lost can't help others.
- Take care of yourself. - Yes.
Lost?
Oh, God. Am I lost?
One more trouble.
- Need a double shave? - Brother.
Say what do you want to get cut?
Nothing! I want to find an address.
- Safaachat, you? - Brother Raja you?
- Brother, what are you doing here? - I'm a barber.
You exaggerated in the village.
You said that you control the sun and shade.
Prominent people come and bow down to you.
I was right.
When the sun is this side, there is light.
When the sun is there, it is shade.
And when big people want to get a haircut, they bow.
I understand. In the village, you were unique and here you are a rogue.
Talk softly. Everyone has a right to move ahead in life.
- Yes. - But what are you doing here?
I'm looking for my wife.
- You got married? - Got married?
- Why won't I get married? - I didn't know.
Are you someone special?
Show me this address.
This is the bungalow in front.
- What are you saying? - Yes.
Brother Raja, tell me if there is any problem.
- There's no problem now. - I am here.
You have solved all my problems.
[footfalls]
Where are you going?
- Where does this road go? - It goes in and out.
But I'm facing inwards. I'm going in.
Sir has told me not to send anyone in today.
- Who is your sir? - He's the boss.
- But he won't remain one for long. - That's right!
What are you saying? Don't talk too much.
I let a man go inside two days back. He has not come out yet.
- Really? - Yes?
- He is very charitable. - Yes.
- Don't worry. When I go inside. - Yes.
- No one will come out for two years. - What?
- I was saying that have you seen a golden bird? - No.
- Really? - Yes.
- I'll show you. - Yes, show me.
- Can you see that tree far away? - Yes.
- Half a kilometre away. - Yes.
Back there, a little on the top. Don't look down.
So the golden bird is there. I'm here.
- [sobbing] - He has gone inside.
- Greetings. You are heavy. - I'm dying.
May god give peace to your soul in that case.
But you're too young to die.
Who are you? Watchman! Watchman!
It's not the watchman's fault.
I thought it is Mr. Sahani's house and came right in.
This is the Sahani house. I'm Sudesh Sahani..
..and this is my elder brother, Prem Sahani.
So both of you are my fathers-in-law.
Hello, father-in-law! Hello!
I'm your son-in-law.
You picked up my wife in my absence and got her here.
- Where is she? - [glass breaking]
Things are breaking upstairs.
Means my wife is upstairs.
- No. - One moment.
A servant has probably dropped some things.
Pratibha is out.
Where is she? I'll go and meet her.
Yes, why not? Rajat.
- Sujeet. - Who are these?
This is Pratibha's husband. He has come to take her.
Take him to meet her.
- First give him some water. - I'll take you.
- I'll take him!
- Enough. - [hiccups]
I don't like the way you're fighting.
- It's fine, come on! - This is not right!
- Then how will you come? - Yes, this is fine.
I'll kick the one on the left and hit the one on right.
- What can they do? - What?
Come.
Chaube, you've done something which is unforgivable.
You told the city people about a villager.
No. He should be beaten.
- Beat him. - No! Don't beat me.
- Don't spare him. - No. Don't beat me.
- Don't beat him. - Don't beat me.
- Let him go. - Beat him. Beat him.
- No! Don't beat me. - [beating]
- Let him go. - Beat him. Go to die.
They are my brothers-in-law but they've left me alone, to plan some mischief!
They don't know what they are up against!
[engine reviving]
Come. Come.
[footfalls]
- Come. - [door clanking]
- Come. - Throw him out of the city immediately.
And if he doesn't listen, then hospitalize him.
But where does he stay?
Sarangpur.
- Beat him up. - [hiccups]
You'll beat me? Could your father beat anyone?
I'm from Uttar Pradesh. I know the tricks.
And tricks that can make you cry.
See, if you want to fight with me, you'll have to touch me.
So you all touch me. Let's see.
- Come on. - Where has he gone?
- Where is he?
Listen, Sarangi.
Come here, I'll show you the fun.
- Come. Come. - Catch him.
Sarangi and tortoise. Come and catch me.
Do you know how to climb a tree?
- Is he a man or the monkey god? - Hey!
- I'll hang you there. - Catch him!
- Get him down. - Get him down.
Catch him and get him down.
[Yawning]
Sarangi, you are looking for a fruit. I'm here.
- Come. - Come on, down.
Come on.
Don't leave him. Catch him.
Hey! Hello.
Follow me. Come.
- Catch him! - [footfalls]
- Stop him. - Our car is gone.
Come brother.
Come. Come.
Stop. Stop.
- Where is he? - [door clanking]
- [engine reviving] - [whistling]
I'm here.
"Kashi, Patna and Kolkata will move."
"The waist moved everything!"
"The world is moving."
Where did he go?
- You won't find him now. - Why?
Look up there!
- [footfalls] - [panting]
- [hiccups] - [phone ringtone]
Hello?
Brother, what are you doing near the truck?
Looking for you!
- Where are you? - I'm in the plane, right next to the air hostess!
[shoes throwing]
[sighs]
- [screaming] - Where are you going?
Where are you running? Hold her.
I had told you not to make her wear these clothes.
The doctor said she'll remember everything if she wears her old clothes.
- Where are you going? - I want to go to mother.
- Stop!
I want to go to mother.
- Mad creature! - You mad creature!
- [screaming] - Come to your room. Come on.
Come to your room!
- Come. - Leave me.
- Where are you going? - Where are you going?
You'll have to be beaten up.
You'll have to be beaten up!
Beat me! Come on.
Catch her!
[sobbing]
- Idiot! - She called me names.
You called me.. Oh, God!
- Hold her. - Get her!
- Hold her. Don't let her go. - Let me go.
- Make her sit there. Tie her up. - Let me go.
- What a trouble? - Move.
- Don't let her go! - Hold her.
We'll have to do something about her. Or she will make us mad.
- I'll go and call up doctor. - Yes. Hurry up.
- Tie her up. - Hold her.
[slapping]
Now you know what my name is.
- Idiot! - Quiet! Quiet!
Hello, Dr. Dayal.
You said Pratibha's madness would be cured if she stayed at home.
But she will make all of us mad.
Please Dr. Dayal. Send a good psychiatrist.
Someone who can treat her at home. Yes.
What name did you say?
Dr. Chadola. All right.
Fine, thank you. We are waiting for him.
- Excuse me. - Yes.
I want to know that is this Mr. Sahani's bungalow?
By the way, I'm Dr. Chadola Chatterjee.
You are Bengali.
- You know Bengali? - Not much.
- Just a little. - Little! Oh my Bengali friend!
[laughing]
- Brother, what is it? - Brother, I want to know.
Is this Mr. Sahani's bungalow?
Doctor, which Sahani are you talking about?
The one who is shorter than his kids?
Maybe, I'm not sure.
No, tell me for sure. Are you talking of the one..
..whose wife is as old as his grandmother.
Brother, maybe, I'm not very sure.
No, tell me for sure. Or are you talking about the newborn.
I want to know about the Sahani who's a little mad!
- I see. - Yes.
- The mad Sahani? - Yes.
Take the 3rd lane.
You'll find him in the fifth room in the fourth house.
- He stays there? - He has gone mad.
- I'll go there and not leave him. - What will you do?
- What will I do? - I'll not leave him.
I'll give him a horse's injection.
- Best of luck, brother. - Okay.
- Brother! - Yes.
- Greetings! - Sorry.
Sorry.
- Friend from Bengal, greetings! - Friend from Bengal.
Greetings!
- Okay. - Brother, treat him well.
I will do the same.
Where is the mad man?
Where is she?
Mad! Are you mad?
- No. - Are you mad?
- No! I am not mad. - Do you know, my name is Dr. Chadola.
- I've opened up big brains. Wait! - No.
- All the mad people see me and run. - I'm not mad!
- One minute. One minute. - Leave me.
I want to say something.
- At a distance of 50 miles, when a child cries.. - Yes.
- ..the hospital staff asks him to stop by threatening him.. - No!
..that I'll come.
Don't move too much. Lie on your tummy.
Steady, don't move! Steady, don't move!
Steady! Steady! Okay.
- Okay. This will do fine. - No! No!
This will do fine. Don't move!
- Don't move! 1, 2, 3! - [screaming in pain]
Doctor, what are you doing?
- What is it? - I'm dead!
Are you walking or falling? What a fallen man you are!
Doctor this is my wife. The mad girl is upstairs.
The mad girl has gone up at such a young age.
She went up very fast.
Upstairs means she is locked in the room upstairs.
- She is locked in the room upstairs? - Yes.
What is this? Then why didn't you tell me earlier?
You didn't let me.
Does she look mad to you?
She doesn't seem mad but she looks mad.
Forget her. The mad girl who is upstairs is very dangerous.
- She is dangerous? - Yes.
- You call her dangerous! I'll not spare her. - Oh, God!
- Where is she? - Upstairs!
If she is upstairs, call her.
How is she shouting?
"If no one heeds your calls, go ahead alone."
Where is she?
"Go ahead, alone."
"Alone?"
- [laughing] - Alone.
Alone?
- Where is she? What? You are watching a soap opera here? - [beating]
I'll show you an equally interesting drama.
My name is Sujeet. People call me Su out of affection.
You're lucky that your name isn't Gujit.
Or they would call you shit.
- Hey! - You're mad! You're mad!
You're mad!
- What is this? - Who are you?
I'm Dr. Chadola. I've opened brains.
- He is mad. - No, he is not mad.
- He is not mad? - No!
Shake hands on that. Take it.
You should have said earlier.
I beat him so much. He is not mad. Where is the mad one?
In the other room.
- The other room? - Yes.
Now see what I do to her.
- Do you want this? - No.
Okay, no problem.
It's paining.
- Pratibha, I know you are mad. - [hiccups]
But even the heart is mad.
I've said yes since childhood. You say yes.
Pratibha. Pratibha.
You are mad. I'm mad too.
I'm mad, you're mad. Come on, tell me.
- Pratibha. - What?
Pratibha!
- What? - [sobbing]
What happened?
- What are you doing? - What am I doing?
- I'm treating the mad one. - No.
See how he had hiccups before.
- This is his last hiccup. - [hiccups]
- He is not mad. - Yes.
- What are you saying? - Yes.
- He is not mad? - No.
No.
Why didn't you tell me?
I gave him a shock. Where is the mad one?
- The mad one is in the room besides this. - Yes.
Besides this? You have misguided me.
- This mad one will make me mad. I'll not leave her. - Yes, but.
- I am coming. - [crying]
- Oh, God! The mad one. - [footfalls]
What are you doing?
It will break. What are you doing?
- It will break. - [screaming]
- What happened? - What are you doing?
- Why did you hit me? - You didn't get hurt. So I hit you.
Here.
One minute. One minute. I'm Raja.
[crying]
Raja.
Do you know how much I searched for you?
- I searched so much! - Take me to mother, Raja. Please.
[kiss]
First let me teach them a lesson..
..then I'll take you to mother. All right?
[mouthing]
[sighs]
Now, where is the house? The address said..
Brother, good morning!
Good morning!
Brother, I'm Chadola Chatterji.
- I had a big trouble getting here. - Trouble?
Really. You can't even imagine.
You're telling me that I don't know about troubles.
- I'll tell you what trouble is. - What?
Where do I start now?
My bathroom roof was leaking. I called the mason.
He repaired the roof but stole the faucet and the shower.
I called another and he stole the door.
Now, whenever I go for a bath, the children tease me that..
- ..that I'm naked! - Enough!
The neighbours didn't pay the electric bill..
..and my electric supply was discontinued.
These are minor troubles. It's hardly a major problem.
Major problem?
I haven't told you about it yet!
My major problem is so big that no one in your family must have seen it!
- Brother. - I gave my third mother-in-law a box of jewellery..
..and asked her to keep it in the safe.
- Guess what? She lost the key to the safe! - Oh no!
She left the box of jewellery with the bank guard..
- ..and set out to look for the locker key. - Yes.
She got the key, but that guard vanished forever!
- Oh, God! - I just received a notice from the housing society.
They say that my house is not a home, but a zoo!
Vacate immediately!
Doctor, I'll go mad. I'll go mad!
- You mean to say that you're not completely mad yet? - No.
Brother, how do I treat you unless you're completely mad?
Sorry brother, I took the trouble of coming here unnecessarily.
- Trouble! - Sorry!
He talks of trouble.
He just increased my troubles by bringing it up!
Where is he? Come on, massage on.
Do you've trouble with your hands too? Trouble!
Sister! Brother-in-law! Sister! Brother-in-law!
What happened? Why are you shouting?
- What happened? - The doctor is sitting in the garden with Pratibha.
- What? - [sobbing]
What is he doing in the garden? He has to treat her at home.
- Yes. - They are having fun.
We can hear.
- Come, let's see what is happening. - Yes.
- Yes. Come. - Open.
- Open the door. - The doctor has closed the door.
He doesn't want to be disturbed till his treatment is going on.
- What is this? - Open.
- Come on. - Open!
- What else? - Open!
- Come on. - Fool!
- Let's go. - We'll not spare him.
- Let's check out his treatment. - We will not spare him.
He treats in the garden?
Where is he?
- What are they doing? - Brother-in-law.
"When you smile while talking to me.."
"..is what irks the world."
"This is what irks the world."
"Your love for me.."
"..irks the world."
"This irks the world."
"Not once but I've seen many times."
"You have the line of my love on your palm."
"Your fragrance is in my breath."
"This is what irks the world."
"Let my well wishers make you understand."
"The world does not like anything good."
"My loyalty to you is running in my veins."
"This is what irks the world."
"The world does not like anything good."
"I dream about you."
"Your name comes up in whatever I say."
"When I praise you.."
"..this is what irks the world."
"This is what irks the world."
"My sweet blossom, rise and shine."
What is it? Why are you standing in my way like a ghost?
Make my bed. I want to sleep.
Have you come here for treatment or romance?
- Shall I say something? - Yes.
- You are a donkey. - Yes, what?
Even a donkey is not so stupid.
To romance someone mad, I'll have to act mad.
That means that I'll have to go mad to love her.
- You don't worry, I'll make you mad. - What do you mean?
I mean I'll make you fit for her.
Hey my name is Sujeet.
People call me Su lovingly.
Very soon your name will be insane.
And lovingly everyone will call you mad.
Uncle!
Where are you going? This will not work here.
If you do this again, I'll kill him.
Don't kill me. Kill him.
I know everything. There are all rascals in this house.
I'll tell you. Let me talk to him. Come here.
- What is it? - Come here.
- I want to warn you. - [hiccups]
If you want to get her..
I will. I'll become mad number one.
Not mad number one.
You'll have to tear even more clothes than Romeo.
And the way lovers Soni and Mahiwal went into deep waters..
..you'll have to go into deeper waters.
And like Romeo you'll have to get beaten up.
You'll have to take more troubles than all the lovers.
I'll do it.
I'll become mad to get Pratibha.
- Come on. - What?
Now move.
- What? - No.
Where is she? Why are you looking down?
I'm not looking at anything. I can't stand straight.
Is this from childhood or since you were born.
Since I was born.
- Now I know that everyone in this house is deformed. - [beating]
- Doctor. - Yes.
Hit me once more. I want to stand straight.
I'll not treat you at once. I'll do it gradually.
I've not seen a better doctor than you.
- What? - Once more!
- Why are you coming backwards? - Once more!
- I don't like it.
[screaming]
Many people told me this is Sahani's bungalow.
I'm very sure it is this.
Oh brother, why did you send me to the wrong address?
That was the wrong address.
I've just found the Sahani's address. I'll send you to the new address.
- For once. Let me go in once. - No, brother!
Brother, if you go in once, I'll be out forever.
Just once brother.
- I've gone round and round for Sahani's address. - Brother.
If you don't wander a little more, all will be lost for us.
What are you saying?
- The truth. - The truth?
Yes.
Brother, I'll not let you get lost.
I'll come on the right path but I won't let you get lost.
- Ask why? - Why?
- Because we are Bengali friends. - Bengali friends.
- Brother. - Yes?
If the world becomes like you, no one in the world will get lost.
There is no time! Tell me quick!
In my joy, I forgot. Come, I'll tell you.
[sneezing]
I think the doctor is mad!
- By staying with mad people, these doctors go mad. - Yes.
Everyone thinks I'm mad. Very good.
You all are playing cards together. Very good.
People pray together and you all play cards.
- Who is the joker in your family? - Me.
There are four jokers. Who is the biggest joker?
Me. He is.
- Yes, I am. - I want to speak to you. Come here.
- Me? - Yes. I've a problem.
- The senior doctor. - Yes.
- Goes through the history of the family before treatment. - Really?
I found out there is no history in your family.
It is all a mystery.
But I want to know who owns the property?
Some of it is owned by my brother and me and the rest is that mad girl's.
- A mad girl cannot be the owner. - Really?
Mad people cannot own property.
If your brother was also mad, you would own all the property.
- What are you saying? - Yes.
I didn't think of this.
- You can't think. Do you know why? - Why?
- Because even you are a little mad. - I see.
The history till now is fine. I'll know the rest later.
Play cards. Play cards and do the misdeeds together.
Do bad things. Then you'll get ruined. Okay. Enjoy.
You don't play cards?
I'm not well, doctor.
The one who is not well is going to get lost soon.
He is a leaf broken from the tree.
- What? - How will he play cards?
I'll treat you. Come with me.
- Come. - Yes.
I'll treat him.
Where is your stomach pain? Upwards or downwards?
- Here. - Here?
Have this and it will go.
What do you mean?
Not the patient, the ailment.
- Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! - [footfalls]
- What happened? - My stomach ache is fine.
- But I've fever now. - [sobbing]
Oh my God, you have a lot of fever.
- Oh, God! You take this syrup. - Doctor!
With this syrup, it will go.
What will go?
- Not the patient, the ailment. - Correct.
[laughing]
I have to climb so many stairs to treat people here.
Has your fever gone with the syrup?
[laughing]
Oh, God! Now he will never get fever.
Oh, God!
I'm not mad.
Brother, I'm not mad.
- Where are you taking me? - [door clanking]
[ambulance siren]
- [door clanking] - Where is she?
What is it? Why are you sitting alone?
I'll get a big injection for you.
No injection. No injection.
Then why are you sitting alone?
Because my husband is sick.
- Your husband is not sick. - Then?
- Don't you know? - No.
He has run away to Holland with a young girl.
What? Holland?
"Who is yours, o traveller?"
"Where will you go?"
Sudesh, what happened? Your hair is standing!
Very bad.
What can be worse than this?
- You don't know. - Yes.
Your brother and sister-in-law plotted and sent you to mental hospital.
And as you went to mental hospital, your wife ran away to Holland.
- What? - Yes.
- Jhumru. - Coming.
Come here.
What was the age of the boy his wife ran away with?
- 25 years. - She ran away with a twenty five year old boy.
Now what will you do?
I'll go to Holland and shoot her.
- [footfalls] - [sighs]
- You? - You?
- Where are you going? - Where are you going?
I know everything.
Even I know everything.
You are cheating on me? - You are cheating on me.
- You! Cheat. - [slapping]
You are a cheat.
- [ambulance siren] - [engine reviving]
Rajat. See this.
Two nurses have come from my village.
- To treat you. - Yes.
But what has happened to me?
If it does?
[hiccups]
- Oh God, what's the world come to? - Doctor!
- What hapened? - [crying]
- He did.. - What?
He has ruined us.
What are you saying?
He must have done something good for you.
No, he ruined us totally.
Totally?
- Are you a little mad? - [slapping]
- Yes. - Tell me.
You spoilt a girl's life. Go in.
I'll take care of this.
- Doctor! - [hiccups]
- What now? - He did..
You too?
- He ruined my life too! - You too?
Are you a sex maniac?
- Madman, goon! - [slapping]
Go in! Ruined a girl's life!
- Doctor! - Yes?
He did..
- You too? - Yes. Me too.
You created a sex scandal in your house?
- You're mad! Mad! mad! - [slapping]
You're mad!
For 21 years! You'll be jailed for 21 years.
He'll reach the mental hospital while trying to escape.
No need of an ambulance.
Because of you.
- You were cheating. - Because of you.
- You are a cheater! - I saw a girl.
- You saw a girl? - 36-38-40.
I'll show him.
We are not mad. That doctor is mad.
- Why don't you understand? We are not mad. - Yes.
- Chadola is a fool. - Chadola is a fool.
Chadola is a donkey. He is mad.
- What is going on? What is this? - He is mad. He is a donkey.
Who is abusing me?
- Who is abusing me? - This is the Sahani family.
They have just gone mad.
Sahani family? Who is abusing me?
Why are you abusing me?
- We're not abusing you. We're abusing Dr. Chadola. - Yes.
He is a worm. He is a bull.
Shut up. You are abusing me again.
Who are all of you?
- I'm Prem Sahani and this is Sudesh Sahani. - Yes.
I see.
So you're the Sahani family I've been looking for.
Aren't you ashamed?
You call a mad doctor.
I mean, a doctor for the mad.
And you come and sit in the mental hospital?
Bloody nonsense. Idiots.
Doctor, we're not mad.
Dr. Chadola has made us mad and sent us here.
Everyone knows there is only one doctor for the mad.
And that is only Dr. Chadola.
The rest are fake!
- No doctor, there is a Dr. Chadola in our house. - Yes.
- What? - He has come to treat our mad niece.
- And from a foreign country. - Yes.
- And you know, he looks exactly like you. - Yes.
Impossible.
There is only one person in the world that looks like me.
And that is I.
I've come to treat your niece from a foreign country.
If you are Dr. Chadola, then who is he?
Brother Raja, I cannot believe you are leaving all this fortune..
..and returning to your village.
Jhumru brother, I've found my wife.
So what if this place has all the wealth. What do I've to do with it?
- Greetings! - Brother Raja!
Come on, let's go.
Before you leave, I've a request.
- Yes, say. - Only once.
Surely, why not? One minute.
- [beating] - [screaming]
- Come on. - Thank you, brother Raja.
Brother Raja, I pray that you..
..cure all the crooked people you meet in the world!
- What is this? - [hiccups]
- Wire. - A naked wire! Yes.
And what happens by touching it?
- One gets a shock. - And what is this?
A doll.
And who will touch it?
- The mad one. - [laughing]
- That is why people lovingly call me? - Su Su.
[sobbing]
- Su! - I meant Su!
But due to hiccups it sounded different.
[footfalls]
- Raja. - What happened?
My toy.
[screaming in pain]
Radha.
Jhumru.
What happened to her?
I think she got an electric shock.
I'll call an ambulance.
[ambulance siren]
Write the patient's name.
Wait, who are you to admit her in the hospital?
How are you related to her?
Tell me, how are you related?
If you were related, you would help in admitting her.
Without stopping.
And you wouldn't get goons along. You would get a doctor.
Don't teach us our job.
You all fight later. Patient needs treatment.
You go on doctor. I'll let them know about my relation.
- Listen brother. - Yes.
- Book four beds in the hospital. - Why?
Because I'm taking them outside.
- But they'll be here soon. - All right.
Come.
[sobbing]
Oh, God.
Now I'll show them.
Come. Come.
Come. Yes.
Now tell me, where do we start?
- [beating] - Get lost!
My name is Sujeet!
- People lovingly call me Su. - Idiot, you mess with me!
On me!
I'll break your leg.
Come.
My hiccups are gone forever.
My leg is broken.
Very good! Pratibha will be mine.
[tapping]
- Teacher, you have stopped my hiccups. - Then take.
[hiccups]
[footfalls]
[bell ringing]
Lord, you heard what I said.
[footfalls]
Brother Raja, sister has woken up. She is absolutely fine.
That is very good. What do you mean she is fine?
Means she is fine.
- Means she isn't mad anymore? - No she is not mad.
- You're mad! What are you saying? - I'm not mad.
If she is fine, will I go mad?
Brother, I'll go mad with happiness. What are you saying?
No, you don't go mad.
If you go mad, what will happen to us?
It is madness. Sometime back I was mad with sadness.
Now I'm going mad with happiness. Don't do this.
- God is great. - [door clanking]
Greetings. Go out.
God is great. God is great.
My wife is all right. Have sweets.
- Radha is fine. - How dare you touch me?
- What? - Who are you? Uncle! Aunt!
- Who the hell are you? - I'm your husband.
Husband? What husband? How?
I'm your husband. Raja. You are my wife Radha.
What nonsense!
Who is Radha? I'm Pratibha.
Pratibha? Oh my god.
There is a lot of confusion!
She remembered the past but forgot me!
The past is back but time spent with us is gone!
God, this is very confusing.
I had prayed that she should be fine.
But I didn't pray that she must remember me on being fine.
It is my mistake.
What nonsense?
You are making a fool out of a normal man.
Are you mad?
What?
Mad? I'm mad?
Oh, God! This is a weird world.
When you treat a mad one, she becomes alright and makes you mad.
Are you getting back at me for troubling you in the village?
If this is the case, come to the village.
And take revenge.
I've already been troubled because of you.
Don't trouble me any more, Radha.
Get out of here I say. Get out.
Move! Get out!
- I said get out from here. - Sit. You'll feel unwell.
Uncle. Aunt.
- Uncle! Aunt! - I see you are better than before.
But earlier you were totally mad!
- Are you leaving or shall I beat you? - Are you leaving?
She is throwing something.
- Are you still mad? - Get out. I'll beat you.
[glass breaking]
[phone ringtone]
It has come. The call has come.
- Hello. - Hello, chief?
Congratulations. Our mad girl has become all right.
- Congratulations Raja. - Yes.
- Here, talk to uncle Khan. - Give it to him.
- Yes, uncle Khan. - Yes.
- Greetings. - Stay well.
Congratulations, she is fine now.
This is very good news.
- Talk to your mother, son. - Yes, give the phone to her.
- Hello. - Yes mother.
Hello Raja. Tell me, son.
Congratulations, she is fine now.
- Really? - She got her memory back!
Yes.
But mother, she remembers the past.
But she..
She can't recognise me.
She doesn't remember how and when she reached the village.
Whether she is married or not.
Shall I tell you mother?
I didn't let her know but when she didn't recognize me,
I broke down, mother.
Raja, don't feel bad. The brain forgets.
Look into her heart. And you will see.
She is yours and she will remain yours.
Raja, don't feel bad. All right son.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
So it is decided. We'll get Sudip and Pratibha married.
- And then we will distribute the rest of the fortune among us. - Yes.
[sobbing]
Yes? You think that Raja will let this marriage take place?
Absolutely not.
If this marriage takes place here, Raja will surely try to stop it.
So we will have to go somewhere else and get them married.
Sister-in-law, you are right.
Let's take them to London and get them married there.
Very good idea. Very good idea.
It will be a wedding as well as our vacation.
- [laughing] - When do we go?
Tomorrow.
- Let's go and take a seat in the plane. - Let's go.
- [hiccups] - [footfalls]
Where are you going without me?
By going away, can you break our relationship?
The world must have seen many mad lovers.
But this world will see a mad husband for the first time.
Just shut up. Neither am I your wife nor am I Radha!
Fine, you are not Radha, but you are my wife.
If you're Pratibha now, what is my fault?
But my name hasn't changed and it won't with god's will.
So tear your plane ticket and buy a train ticket.
The village train is waiting for you. Come on.
If you need a train ticket, you don't have to do all this.
Take this money and go to your village forever.
I'll break your face.
Whenever you open your mouth, you talk nonsense.
She is the one who looks the same but has changed.
And I can't show my face to the villagers in this condition.
Radha, don't you remember anything?
Nothing?
He's desperate to get me a train ticket!
You were going to die under the same train!
But my mother saved you.
Have you forgotten? Remember that lady..
..who went against the whole village and got her son married to a mad girl?
And I sacrificed too!
Thinking that my mother's blessings can't go wrong.
I got married to you.
I was waiting for you to call me your husband.
The duties of a wife were a far cry.
You made my life miserable.
Sometimes you opened the door to the chicken house.
Sometimes you put crackers in my pants.
One day you called me a thief and put me in jail.
And one day you ran away and I was worried.
You forgot everything?
Do you remember that the forest officer was going to rape you?
And I had got him beaten by you!
Do you remember anything at all?
Forgot everything?
Granted you forgot everything.
You'll surely remember this!
[slapping]
[sighs]
Raja!
[mouthing]
"Stay with me forever. Let's make a relation like that."
"I'll become a heart full of love."
"You become the heart beats."
"Stay with me forever. Let's make a relation like that."
"I'll become a heart full of love."
"You become the heart beats."
"Whenever I see, I should see you. Stay in my eyes."
"I'll become your face."
"I'll become your face. You become my mirror."
"You become my mirror."